Who else thinks it is questionable that Santa knows the password to the alarm?
I am not young enough to know everything
Questionable Definitions - Cross Dressing n., Christian salad sauce
When my clown friend died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects - Arnold Glasgow
RT @ thebenbrooks I don't think the recession is over. I just saw a ninja waiting for a bus
Signs of the Times: On a maternity room door - "Push, Push, Push"
Bad Joke:
How does a pig go to the hospital?
In a hambulance
I'm up to some good..
Worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it. So they gave me the ax